Dear Gop,

I wonder how many years they had to sit in a boardroom with morons from FIFA pitching this kind of garbage?

Once upon a time, my friend was figuratively rolling his eyes at Weird Al’s music, and as “Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” started playing, he proceeded to rip the guy playing the opening guitar solo.

I love that run-on sequence in “Horoscope”, and also the list of all that stuff on the shelves in “Hardware Store”.

... and being a member of your school’s AV club was incontrovertible proof that you, young student, were a Nerd.

She looks like if Carrot Top and the clown from Saw had a kid.

Has anyone tried doing the monk quests while watching The Wizard of Oz?

The mirror shows us the hair we wish to have, not the hair we actually have.

Unless someone named Snyder is doing the auditioning, in which case you’re welcome to pound sand.

I remember that Courteney Cox was on it, and that the theme song was extremely 80s synth-pop.

A Christmas Story 2: Santafall

I wasn’t raising my hand to ask for more Christmas Story. I just couldn’t put my arms down!

If you find yourself in urgent need of a shower beer can holder, squishy stress balls, Pampers diapers, toddler walkers, or a car air conditioner vent clip that holds chicken nugget dipping sauce, well, you know where to go. 

Footbook.

Rob Liefeld wants it known that he was NOT cheering the addition of feet.

Used-to-be-a-thing went on another-used-to-be-a-thing’s podcast.  I’m gonna need more before I can upgrade either one of them to still-a-thing.

I mean, they could fix it, but it’s probably a moo point.

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The FE has an adapter to combine four 8-pin connections from the power supply; that’s 600 watts of available power. Add in the 75 watts available from the PCIe slot itself for a maximum power draw of 675 watts.

“Let them eat Fortnite.”