My wallet will eternally be thankful that my now-8-year-old child never had the chance to discover Disney Infinity.

I just wanna know when this guy is going to bet back on TV and start pitching Oxy-Wipes again.

“Only through state surveillance can you be truly free.”

Four times a day if you film it at 48fps.

From the party that brought you “a narcissistic billionaire who is really just like you and me!”

Erased from the record?

Almost every male character so far is a coward, a jerk or both.

Merlin in The Sword in the Stone was barely taller than preteen Wart.

I can understand a lot of the concern, given the deep (and well-earned) distrust of G/O by the readership. I don’t think it would have surprised anyone if Herb had directed the staff to let Fahey’s passing go without comment. A brief note from someone saying “it’s coming” would have silenced a lot of the consternation.

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I ain’t sayin’ that makin’ a Nicole joke was appropriate... but I understand.

I refuse to believe that Rob Schneider actually has fans, so I’m on Team Fever Dog Is Rob Schneider Himself.

It used to be a comedy sketch.

UHF 2: Filmed In 5G

I see weird people...

“She plays some talk-show host who is, like, if Wendy Williams was a thing in the 80s.”

I have to wonder what happened during the lead up to the Trump presidency that made a switch flip in some people’s heads and turned them into garbage people.

I look forward to this methodology being used in future Steam Charts reviews.

If Carrie Fisher can appear in The Rise of Skywalker, Christopher Plummer can appear in The Flash.

I was trying to figure out why all the frat houses had their flags at half-staff. Now I know.