It does whatever a spider-pig does.

“What is this ‘turn signals’?”

“You’re a thousand years old and everyone is afraid of you. Also, you do a voice in a new movie.”

David Warner was Alan Rickman when Alan Rickman was in drama school.

David Warner was Alan Rickman when Alan Rickman was in drama school.

Heat 2: Global Warming Boogaloo

Oh no.  Not again.

This might be an optional move for TB bean burritos, but it’s pretty much required for a chilito.

Guns don’t kill people, bioengineered enzymes kill people.

I’m enjoying it. Definitely scratches that Portal itch.

I don’t pay full price for games. But if Marvel Heroes had been converted to the Titan Quest “no servers, multiplayer if you want to share” model, I’d have paid full price for it.

Fcking hll.

“... and am certainly concerned about how those later reflex-y puzzles will work.”

[2007]

Slower than desktop, but not enough to be painful.

Watertortureworld

11 episodes x 42 minutes per = 462 minutes

This. I’ve had “portable No Man’s Sky” for a couple months now, and it’s awesome.

Grape-Nuts with a layer of banana nut granola over the top.

This seems like such a weird complaint.  I mean, if you’re putting your avocado toast on a plate, you’re still dirtying a dish.  What the hell, millennials?