The greatest trick the Zuckerberg ever pulled was convincing media sites that “pivot to video” was a thing.

This is the part where I start wishing aloud (again) for a Nicholas Hammond cameo in a Spider-Man movie. 

Is this an alternate universe where Hugh Jackman plays a six-foot-four Puck?  If so, I’m in.

Dangit!  Intramediate English was hard, okay?

That’s a good first step, Popeyes.  Now, about the jambalaya...

He hid under the bed every time SHIELD visited Peggy Carter’s house.

Disney Plus is eating the box office.

“We aggravate readers for no reason.”

How many execs does G/O have?

Texas would build those bike lanes... and angle them directly into the oncoming bus lane. “Two birds, one stone,” they’d say as they rolled coal throughout their 30-mile commute home.

“Hey, Ken! What do you think of the post I just sent? Pretty smooth, right? ‘What do you think about the bear market’? Just a little reminder that we’re about to offer the people some serious escapism, ya know?”

“What do you think about the bare... minimum effort?”

I was today years old when I first heard a carbomb referred to as a ‘depth charge’.  I guess it’s a good thing I don’t hit the bars like I used to.

I’m sorry, you have to deduce the name of the room the attempted character assassination took place in before you can peek inside the envelope.

This.  I didn’t need Disney to tell me how to build a dream girl in 2004; John Hughes told me in 1985!

Only if I can lock the settings on Bill & Ted. If I’m going to pay for AI Keanu Reeves, I want the most bodacious, most excellent, most totally awesome himbo that currency can obtain.

Tom Sawyer is highly impressed by Activision’s whitewashing skills.

It’s not gonna take the crown away from the Interstate 76 soundtrack, but it’s better than a lot of other would-bes.

They should have known better.

Three flops, four... whatever it takes.