I refuse to believe that Rob Schneider actually has fans, so I’m on Team Fever Dog Is Rob Schneider Himself.

It used to be a comedy sketch.

UHF 2: Filmed In 5G

I see weird people...

“She plays some talk-show host who is, like, if Wendy Williams was a thing in the 80s.”

I have to wonder what happened during the lead up to the Trump presidency that made a switch flip in some people’s heads and turned them into garbage people.

I look forward to this methodology being used in future Steam Charts reviews.

If Carrie Fisher can appear in The Rise of Skywalker, Christopher Plummer can appear in The Flash.

I was trying to figure out why all the frat houses had their flags at half-staff. Now I know.

It does whatever a spider-pig does.

“What is this ‘turn signals’?”

“You’re a thousand years old and everyone is afraid of you. Also, you do a voice in a new movie.”

David Warner was Alan Rickman when Alan Rickman was in drama school.

David Warner was Alan Rickman when Alan Rickman was in drama school.

Heat 2: Global Warming Boogaloo

Oh no.  Not again.

This might be an optional move for TB bean burritos, but it’s pretty much required for a chilito.

Guns don’t kill people, bioengineered enzymes kill people.

I’m enjoying it. Definitely scratches that Portal itch.

I don’t pay full price for games. But if Marvel Heroes had been converted to the Titan Quest “no servers, multiplayer if you want to share” model, I’d have paid full price for it.