Fcking hll.

“... and am certainly concerned about how those later reflex-y puzzles will work.”

[2007]

Slower than desktop, but not enough to be painful.

Watertortureworld

11 episodes x 42 minutes per = 462 minutes

This. I’ve had “portable No Man’s Sky” for a couple months now, and it’s awesome.

Grape-Nuts with a layer of banana nut granola over the top.

This seems like such a weird complaint.  I mean, if you’re putting your avocado toast on a plate, you’re still dirtying a dish.  What the hell, millennials?

The greatest trick the Zuckerberg ever pulled was convincing media sites that “pivot to video” was a thing.

This is the part where I start wishing aloud (again) for a Nicholas Hammond cameo in a Spider-Man movie. 

Is this an alternate universe where Hugh Jackman plays a six-foot-four Puck?  If so, I’m in.

Dangit!  Intramediate English was hard, okay?

That’s a good first step, Popeyes.  Now, about the jambalaya...

He hid under the bed every time SHIELD visited Peggy Carter’s house.

Disney Plus is eating the box office.

“We aggravate readers for no reason.”

How many execs does G/O have?

Texas would build those bike lanes... and angle them directly into the oncoming bus lane. “Two birds, one stone,” they’d say as they rolled coal throughout their 30-mile commute home.

“Hey, Ken! What do you think of the post I just sent? Pretty smooth, right? ‘What do you think about the bear market’? Just a little reminder that we’re about to offer the people some serious escapism, ya know?”