“What do you think about the bare... minimum effort?”

I was today years old when I first heard a carbomb referred to as a ‘depth charge’.  I guess it’s a good thing I don’t hit the bars like I used to.

I’m sorry, you have to deduce the name of the room the attempted character assassination took place in before you can peek inside the envelope.

This.  I didn’t need Disney to tell me how to build a dream girl in 2004; John Hughes told me in 1985!

Only if I can lock the settings on Bill & Ted. If I’m going to pay for AI Keanu Reeves, I want the most bodacious, most excellent, most totally awesome himbo that currency can obtain.

Tom Sawyer is highly impressed by Activision’s whitewashing skills.

It’s not gonna take the crown away from the Interstate 76 soundtrack, but it’s better than a lot of other would-bes.

They should have known better.

Three flops, four... whatever it takes.

I just want a Grape Nehi.

This. Not because I have anything against Patreon specifically, but because I’d like to keep my PII from expanding to new sites.

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Note for future generations: You can truncate Amazon links after the all-caps alphanumeric string starting with B. Everything after that is just for tracking.

Great, now I can finally watch the video for “Sabotage”. I’m sure it’s finally out now.

It was recorded in 1980, when a bunch of Americans were held hostage in Tehran.  Yes, it’s knee-jerk reactionary, but hey... it helped Saddam Hussein be the “good guy” in Washington’s eyes when Iran invaded Iraq.

Oh, yeah, like there’s another way to exchange long protein strings.

If you haven’t seen Tron: Uprising yet, preparest thou overflowing buckets of popcorn and get thee to a screen. 

I don’t expect to see Tron 3 anytime soon. But I wouldn’t be surprised to find Tron: Parallels in development as a D+ series.

He’s so evil, Daniel Day-Lewis will play him in the movie.

I remember buying NASCAR Racing for my dad in the mid 90s. That was over 25 years ago.