Barry Trotz needs to start using sunscreen.

If it starts going sideways, maybe some better writers can leap in and improve the scripts.

The basic premise of the show is that Sam is leaping in order to “make right what once went wrong”. In order for that to work, someone or something has to define right and wrong. Without that moral grounding, the show is just some guy dicking around with people’s lives.

And you can’t get much more speculative than betting on mass delusion of jpeg ownership.

Maybe next time Activision will think twice before outsourcing their sales projections to Square Enix.

Beef-A-Roo is the best fast food restaurant you’ve probably never heard of.

Wallace Shawn’s Ferengi voice, to be specific.

Developers would rather walk the plank than recreate the ballroom-dancing minigame.

While my household is still in mourning over the untimely demise of Disney Infinity...

I was today years old when I learned that Lee’s Famous has yet to break into the Chicago foodiverse. They’ve had fried pickles on their menu forever. Time for a roadtrip!

Here’s a complete list of the Fortune 1000 companies that have “gone broke” after “going woke”:

I think it’s pretty easy to draw a line between “hydraulic failure” and “brakes on one side don’t work right” and “skidded sideways off the runway”.

Username checks out.

It’s all about capital punishment in games journalism.

I was wondering whether the gender-free pronoun was Miller’s preferred choice, or whether AVClub had made an editorial decision to eliminate gender-specific terms. This clarifies it. Thanks!

“Why is the rum gone?”

Who wants to place bets on when King gets her own show on Netflix?

Ralph Wrecks the Universe

See, most of the time, your newer CPUs, they run out of binary fluid. Ya gotta refill ‘em or they start shuttin’ down.  Factory doesn’t fill ‘em all the way up so’s they can make more money selling the fluid separate.

Crypto (KRIP-toe): noun. Fiat, but on a computer.