Government so small you can drown it in the bathtub.  Or hang it from a tree.  Whatever gets the message across, really.

Please don’t go.  The drones need you.  They look up to you.

So many prosthetics... surely he could have invited Martin Short to bring along his own suitcase of latex bits?  I mean, don’t the over-the-hill Canadian funnymen have to stick together or something?  Isn’t that part of their universal health care?

He got along for a while as a cartoon troll.  What really killed him was trying to out-Carrey the Grinch with that big-hatted Cat.

Came 200,000 light years for this comment.  Leaving satisfied.

Brown! Brown brown brown brown brown brown brown. Brown brown brown? Brown brown!

Remember back in the 80s, when the debate on the playground was whether Prince or Michael Jackson would have the longer career?

If we’re gonna name a bunch of Wordlelikes, we can’t forget the one based on last names of hockey players:

Late night, 2005ish, driving from Kansas City to Springfield. Just before Clinton, I found an entire family of deer in my headlights; buck, doe, fawn, fawn, crossing in single file, taking up both lanes and both shoulders. I knew I wasn’t going to stop in time. I didn’t swerve; I laid on the horn and brakes while…

They will blame Biden for the high prices, while gleefully accepting campaign donations from the frakking frackers who are booking record profits from the high prices.

“That’s not my car, baby...”

... Deadline does helpfully note that original screenwriter Akiva Goldsman will be writing and producing this new one.

Some people look at their unplayed backlog as a character flaw.

“Winston gazed up at the enormous pasty face. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the White Moderate.”

Hey Disney? This is what you could have had if you had just bought out Gazillion and given Marvel Heroes to a better studio.

“Doctor Who” does not fit, therefore the crossword is invalid.

“A union doesn’t do anything to help us produce world-class games...”

Four seconds after watching this video, Elon Musk trademarked “PowerWall RV”.

RuSt cAn’T mElT sTeEl BeAmS!!1!

In Gordle, the worst starting name is Pysyk.