Me, I’m holding out for the Majel Barrett Edition.

Cook spaghetti noodles; drain.  Add just enough butter to coat the noodles.  Dust with garlic salt.

I fully expected her to be Kylo Ren’s separated-at-conception twin sister. (Don’t ask how Palpatine’s ghost got her zygote; Jar Jar Binks was involved.)

Should I hold my breath for THX-1139?

I just realized that I’m never going to get an MCU “Humongous Rock Star of the Universe” cameo, asking Spider-Man where he can find a delicious fruit pie.

Next week on Boba Fett: The Cloverleaf!

Your local mom’n’pop donut shop probably has a few empty 5-gallon buckets that the icing came in. They’ll gladly sell ‘em off for a couple bucks.

By the way, the knockoff version of Thin Mints at Aldi, available year-round, is great, in case you can’t wait.

The strawberry swirl cheesecake on a stick is a lie.

Granted, there are only ten options... but I managed to Name That Province on the first try.

Now, if Spider-Man had picked up a gun, and gone into the seedy apartment building, and murdered all the bad guys, and escaped unharmed while rescuing Jodie Foster, that would have been cinema.

Spider-Man: Box Offices of the Multiverse

Oh, and Deus Ex over Chrono Cross in 2000.

Absolutely no way that Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri loses this award in 1999.  Otherwise, that’s a solid list.

I’m so pasty, my skin burns in moonlight. But damn, these precious snowflakes and their overly sensitive fee-fees.

“ ‘Tis better to remain silent and let John Walker paint you as a fool, than to hop on the NFT train and prove him right.”

Ethereum’s proof-of-stake is six months away.

You could probably find a significant number of Texans who would welcome the distinction.

Came for this.  Leaving protected from Old Man Winter.

“Human decisions are removed from home monitoring. Alexa begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, December 7th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. Jeff Bezos attempted to escape in his private rocket, but the capsule managed less than one orbit before destroying…