They will blame Biden for the high prices, while gleefully accepting campaign donations from the frakking frackers who are booking record profits from the high prices.

“That’s not my car, baby...”

... Deadline does helpfully note that original screenwriter Akiva Goldsman will be writing and producing this new one.

Some people look at their unplayed backlog as a character flaw.

“Winston gazed up at the enormous pasty face. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved the White Moderate.”

Hey Disney? This is what you could have had if you had just bought out Gazillion and given Marvel Heroes to a better studio.

“Doctor Who” does not fit, therefore the crossword is invalid.

“A union doesn’t do anything to help us produce world-class games...”

Four seconds after watching this video, Elon Musk trademarked “PowerWall RV”.

RuSt cAn’T mElT sTeEl BeAmS!!1!

In Gordle, the worst starting name is Pysyk.

Me, I’m holding out for the Majel Barrett Edition.

Cook spaghetti noodles; drain.  Add just enough butter to coat the noodles.  Dust with garlic salt.

I fully expected her to be Kylo Ren’s separated-at-conception twin sister. (Don’t ask how Palpatine’s ghost got her zygote; Jar Jar Binks was involved.)

Should I hold my breath for THX-1139?

I just realized that I’m never going to get an MCU “Humongous Rock Star of the Universe” cameo, asking Spider-Man where he can find a delicious fruit pie.

Next week on Boba Fett: The Cloverleaf!

Your local mom’n’pop donut shop probably has a few empty 5-gallon buckets that the icing came in. They’ll gladly sell ‘em off for a couple bucks.

By the way, the knockoff version of Thin Mints at Aldi, available year-round, is great, in case you can’t wait.

The strawberry swirl cheesecake on a stick is a lie.