Is this a comment about my Steam backlog?

Depends on whether “bought a 3-cent trading card” counts as making a purchase.  Since Steam accounts can’t sell trading cards without making some kind of purchase, there are probably a lot of bot accounts that have already cleared this hurdle.

Yeah, I don’t expect to see mod guides on Day One... but I’d bet that something is out there by Day Two.

There’s also a microSD slot available.  512GB cards run about $70.  Slower than NVMe, to be sure; but if the Switch uses the same format, it can’t be too bad.

I bought one of the Steam controllers when they sold through the last of their inventory.  It’s still in the box, waiting to sub in if one of my Logitech controllers goes down.

He forced Michael Jordan to drink a milkshake. (Probably from McDonald’s, so the “milk” part is dubious.)

What he said. Now I need to go outside and shake my fist at cloud saves.

Okay, whoever decided that Fry Day should be on a Tuesday needs to go back to the drawing board. This is one of those made-up pseudo-holidays that needs to switch dates from year to year in order to fall on the same day of the week.

Since a Stan Lee appearance is no longer on the table, I like this theory best.

My biggest disappointment in seeing Professor Hulk appear from basically nowhere in Endgame is that we missed out on the whole psyche-integration process.

Yes, it’s the all new Volkswagen ANFO!  Get ‘em fast, they’re blowin’ up the spot!

If he hasn’t already done so, Shohei Ohtani is going to realize at some point “Hey, if I keep this interpreter here, I’m never going to have to do an interview with Stephen A. Smith.” And at that point, whether he learns English or not, he’ll keep the interpreter forever.

The obvious answer here is “network executives”.

ARM smuggling is a RISCy business.

Once.

Two words:  Ent Ninja.

... Thomas Kiwi, who previously filmed on several of Peter Jackson’s Lord Of The Rings and Hobbit movies.

Pillars of Eternity

Oh, and don’t worry, James Corden will be in this thing because of course he will be.

Does this mean Ralph is addicted to rageohol too?