Fear and Purging in Las Vegas

Dear Steam,

There’s this never-ending rumor that The Matrix had a sequel. I don’t believe it, but the rumor just won’t die.

Can I have your alien spaceship when you are dead?

Does this mean that console games can be bought for a dollar? 

Okay, who’s got the mystical totem that swapped Dennis Rodman into Scottie Pippen’s body? 

“Getting paid for a couple years straight” is a pretty good goal for a game programmer/designer/artist...

I smell a pun.  $20 at EGS in May:

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I have a 12-pack of this at home. Bought it in the STL area, haven’t opened the box yet. Will report back if the cans say NEW YORK on them.

Weird Al begs to differ. (I Lost on Jeopardy was released several months before Trebek’s revival of the show in 1984, which is why the song and the video reference Art Fleming’s version.)

An automated host with the synthesized voice of Sam Kinison.

Hey kids! It’s MARK HAMILL!!

David Warner was a badass bigbad when Alan Rickman was still learning to spell “dour”.

So... Wiki Wormhole RFD, coming to ew.com in October?

In an alternate universe where Pixar retained its independence, Zootopia and Wreck-It Ralph were both Pixar films, and these types of articles are about why Frozen 4 is just proof that Disney is out of ideas again.

We have the /s tag for “hey, this is sarcasm”... maybe we should have a /j tag for “hey, this is a joke”. Let’s try it out:

Two of these things are perfectly reasonable.

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within the next few years