I read those words as “we couldn’t bully our employees into working 100-hour weeks when they were at home with their families.”

No way, Punk totally carried Daft for decades.  

It’s not a breakup, but “Bad News” is one of the most gut-punchy episodes of television ever.

I always read Ben Shapiro’s tweets in Donald Trump’s voice.  Why is he offering a discount on code word CHINA? 

When your personal politics are so far right that late-stage capitalism looks leftist...

Finally, an election Donald Trump can legitimately win in a landslide.

HaIf Life 3. (Works even better with a sans-serif font, like the one in Steam’s interface.)

I watched a lot of National League baseball in my youth. It was uncanny how many times Pitcher Spot appeared in the batting order late in games, no matter which teams were playing.  That guy got around!

Human Shrek bears an uncanny resemblance to Wreck-It Ralph.

They need to accelerate their development curve.  At this rate, it’s gonna take forever to get to version 40K.

I had no idea Randy Pitchford was such a big Weird Al fan. That’s an impressive recitation of the lyrics for “Mission Statement”.

Me, I kept confusing Punky Brewster with My Two Dads.

Never ever ever ask yourself how the team bus fit into Sweet Lou’s afro.

I paid $5 for the controller and something like $12 for shipping.

Given the way the sprots coverage keeps refusing to attract eyeballs, Herb has to DO SOMETHING to distract the money men...

Neutral: What Do You Want From The Biden Admin?

You’ll probably stop off at the ATM machine.

I have been to a Panda Express that informed me they were out of white rice and couldn’t make more. (At 6pm, for a store that closed at 11.) I have a kid with an egg allergy, so a lack of white rice is a dealbreaker.

My family took a there-and-back-in-a-day roadtrip to middle Tennessee a couple years ago. Between the interstate and our destination, I spotted both a Bojangles and a Zaxby’s. Had never been to either, had to choose one.

When my wife and I have a craving, we use the Zatarain’s box mixes. Brown up a hunk of ground beef, stir it into the rice mix, add a can or two of Rotel (not necessary but we like the extra layers of flavor), simmer for 30 minutes.