The pilot episode of Mork and Mindy contains a “flashback” scene featuring Mork, the Fonz, Laverne DiFazio, and the Cunninghams’ living room.  Pretty much the only thing missing is some fireworks and a heart logo.  Oh, and Chachi, I guess.

PLEASE tell me they had a bit where someone asked Cobra Commander why he sounded so much like Starscream.

Paul Buchman also wooed TV legend Alan Brady to narrate one of his documentaries, which could have been considered a crossover with The Dick Van Dyke Show.

At the time, my friends and I decided that Liam Neeson would have been perfect. 

Honestly, we all just need to jettison the Youtube Star Wars community that likes to run on outrage.

Eversp Ace, the new sequel to Warf Ace.

That brings up my biggest beef with the trilogy:

Human Shrek looks like Wreck-It Ralph with smaller hands.

I thought at the time (and still think today) that you’re absolutely right about all those Oscars. They were awarded to Return of the King, but they really belong to the entire trilogy.

“Why is this movie so long? Doesn’t Peter Jackson know about elevenses? Luncheon? Tea? Dinner? Supper? Second tea? Midnight snack?”

Former FCC Commissioner Ajit Pai and his stupid coffee mug skipped town ahead of the posse, resigning “effective January 20".

The National Geographic archives.

Please be 1313 please be 1313 please be 1313...

EA: We had a deal!

I wonder how many times a day he called Jeffrey Epstein back then.

13 days till this kayfabe is over.

The entire supply of “Thanks, Biden!” jokes is sitting in a cargo container on a ship outside LA. It’ll be at least another 2-3 months before they get unloaded, cleared through customs, and distributed nationwide.

...like ASUS’ RTX 3090 going from $1799 to $1979.

Remember waaaay back in 2016, when Splinter’s writers were overjoyed at “not liberal enough” Claire McCaskill losing her Senate seat?

At 1pm on 1/20/21, I want to be able to download the full unredacted Mueller Report.  By 2pm, hilarity should be ensuing nationwide.