“Why is this movie so long? Doesn’t Peter Jackson know about elevenses? Luncheon? Tea? Dinner? Supper? Second tea? Midnight snack?”

Former FCC Commissioner Ajit Pai and his stupid coffee mug skipped town ahead of the posse, resigning “effective January 20".

The National Geographic archives.

Please be 1313 please be 1313 please be 1313...

EA: We had a deal!

I wonder how many times a day he called Jeffrey Epstein back then.

13 days till this kayfabe is over.

The entire supply of “Thanks, Biden!” jokes is sitting in a cargo container on a ship outside LA. It’ll be at least another 2-3 months before they get unloaded, cleared through customs, and distributed nationwide.

...like ASUS’ RTX 3090 going from $1799 to $1979.

Remember waaaay back in 2016, when Splinter’s writers were overjoyed at “not liberal enough” Claire McCaskill losing her Senate seat?

At 1pm on 1/20/21, I want to be able to download the full unredacted Mueller Report.  By 2pm, hilarity should be ensuing nationwide.

Someone needs to whisper into his ear that the only way he’s ever going to get to sit at the Resolute Desk is if he invokes the 25th Amendment.  Two weeks of Acting President is infinitely more than he’ll ever get from a popular vote.

Architecture is absolutely a component of “cyberpunk dystopia”, so an open-world game set in that context should pay attention to architectural details.

“Their”.

Could have been said about the last couple years of Tom Baker’s run as well.

Brought to you by “to shut down your computer, go to the Start menu.”

I mean, I might have run it on my last XP box, but I’m certain I haven’t needed it since.

I don’t think I’m the only one expecting to wake up tomorrow to the news that Sidney Powell has been appointed Acting Attorney General.  

It wasn’t just 80s/90s pop culture that did it.

My kid has fallen in love with PC Building Simulator. Also loves GLtron. Kid might grow up to be a geek like the old man.