In this case, it seems to be pretty easy to sidestep the questions of What He Did In Office; he’s got enough tax-evasion charges on the docket to make Al Capone blush.

I was disappointed to discover that CODBLOPS COW doesn’t actually have any cow levels in it.

Surprised they didn’t shop him into that Soul Glo poster.

My wallet is soooooooo happy that Disney pulled the plug on Infinity. I have a kid who has never seen or heard of the game. Given the number of Disney properties that have been devoured over the past few years (currently, it’s Tron/Legacy), I can’t imagine how many dozens of figurines I’d be in hock for by this point.

Obviously, it will be the next Marvel Heroes. (Hopefully without the toxic work environment.)

They only sold white cars.

I had hoped that by 2077, body modifications might include a groinal socket, into which any number of attachments, both useful and decorative, might be installed.

Ice-T should be on the judging panel.

My God... it’s full of cars!

The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Bill Barr was at war with the deep state. Bill Barr was a tool of the deep state.

... while Corden finds a new way to confirm his status as film’s preeminent professional nuisance...

Maybe Ubisoft scouted Chicago geography by watching movies set in Chicago...

It is, as they say, SO fluffy.

... remember that Norton’s character was in bed with the Russian mob.

Meh.  I’m not buying this game until the Time Cube DLC comes out.

Civilization worlds are neither spherical nor flat. They’re cylindrical.

To be fair, it does counter the obligatory ‘Chevy was a dick, and by was I mean is’ perspective that everyone else shares.

I wonder if Louie Anderson ever started making those big bucks as assistant manager?

They’ll miss a trick if the barber isn’t actually Ice Cube.

Partly (mostly?) because Pascal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Olaf.