Doublethink has been weaponized, aerosolized, and made virulently contagious.

I don’t like coffee, but I drink it because it’s an outstanding caffeine delivery device.

Chick-fil-a’s Chick-N-Minis would beg to disagree with you.

One positive to come out of this lockdown is that my kindergartener has had to expand his “acceptable” menu to include soups and vegetables and other meals he would have turned his nose up at two months ago.  

Those dang Chinamen* don’t give a plugged nickel about FOOTBAW, so what good are they?

More Gamera than Godzilla, I think.  I wonder if he’s filled with meat?

Okay, but here’s the important question:  When my drones riot, can I nerve-staple them?  

Journalists have long referred to the portion of the paper/blog/broadcast that’s available for actual information as the “newshole”.

BTTF screenwriter Bob Gale admitted in 2015 that he based Future Biff on Trump.

Ohhh, so THAT’S how they make kinetic sand.

It’s, like, oh, somebody could’ve done better. Really? Who could’ve done better on this?

Take your star.  You know why.

What’s she gonna do when she finds out that Bernie is even older than Boomers?

Dear Mr. Gaben,

This... doesn’t seem hard?

Yes, but he also doesn’t pay his debts.

Doc Doom shows up in Wakanda to steal the Soul Stone...

“Get down here and perform your [spouse]ly duties!” has been a catchphrase for my wife and I since Slither hit theaters.

I read a book last year called Astounding, which detailed Asimov’s fan letter and subsequent relationship with John Campbell (as well as his role as a charter member of the Futurians). List price is a bit much; but I caught it in a $3 sale, and I considered that money well spent.

A generation later, George R. R. Martin’s first published ‘work’ came on the letters page of a comic book.