I’m holding out for a K’Nex Multisound.

The experience of trying to troubleshoot a friend’s Packard Hell is what drove me to start building my own PCs.

You would think that Macro Rubio would be aware of “garbage in, garbage out”.

Or former Patriots cornerback Ty Law, who shouted a Sylvester Stallone line after big hits: “I AM THE ME!”

We are at war with Eastasia.  We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Wade Wilson took care of it.

Pyoo-MAY-mun.

Right underneath the orbital plates.

Class 6.  The express elevator to get to the other end of the ship had its own in-flight movies.

I just starred this comment for the 42nd time. What a world system galaxy universe multiverse.

If you put Schrödinger’s gun on Chekhov’s table in the first act, what happens in the third?

“If we allowed monitors to carry firearms to protect themselves, this tragedy would never have happened.”

Here’s how I know time travel will never be invented: someone from the future would have knocked on Hillary’s door and handed her a picture of Thomas Dewey, a politician from New York who took it easy on the campaign trail because everybody just knew that he had it in the bag.

... as a single-player game with optional multiplayer, a la Titan Quest, so that we don’t have to go through the same online-only bullshit again down the road.

“You may venture forth without gathering your party.”

GameStop tried to “pivot to online”; they bought Stardock’s online store/client/launcher, rebranded it with their own name, and then abandoned the concept three years later.

Disqualified by lack of directional notation. Could conceivably be redeemed with a cover of “Panama”; but until then, not ranked.

If Coppola had just given him a few more years, he wouldn’t have needed the cotton.

Songs about continents are much better than songs performed by continents. Ranked:

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the spray tan. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all…