I am in favor of requiring all federal-level political candidates to pass the civics test — with scores publicized — as a prerequisite for filing.

Your idea could singlehandedly revive the entire newspaper industry, because some rich people are going to wear out a hundred copies a day.

The new Chrysler Fury. The car that thinks it’s a house!

Came for this.  Leaving as soon as I figure out who would win a race between Stuart and Ralph.  Pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbbpbbpbbpbpbbb...

Data was the son Picard never had. Picard’s responsibility as captain included safeguarding the lives of all his crew; but he went beyond that in protecting Data from some of the same “synths aren’t people” sentiments that underpin the new show.

Trader Joe’s is just Aldi for hipsters.

I make a point to buy the aluminum cans to take to work.  Then the empties get crushed and come home with me, to go into the weekly recycling bin.

If they wanted to be empowered characters in a WW2 game, they’d be drawn as aircraft carriers.  Just sayin’.

Lovecraft’s fear of the unknown played a huge role in his fear of nonwhites and his appreciation of Hitler and Jim Crow. The common “moral” in his stories is don’t learn too much, shun knowledge, stay ignorant and safe.

What really adds insult to injury is the map of Concourse A just underneath the announcement.  

Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice. And an Old One. Three! Always three there are, no more no less. A master, an apprentice, and an Old One.  And Snoke.  Four!

Which “contestant” used to be a linebacker for Notre Dame?

Conan’s house is an architectural marvel... FOR ME TO PEE ON!!

You mean, pumpier-and-dumpier than G/O?

Her Social Security number is 3!  (Stupid Roosevelt and Burns marginalizing women...)

“SUPPORT OUR TROOPS...

Ballroom dancing NNOOOOOOO!!!

+IDDQD

“Many people have demanded a space wall, but wondered who is going to pay for it. Well, I say the Jawas are gonna pay for it, and it’s going to be the best wall, a beautiful wall, and it’s gonna be bantha-proof! Bigly!”

That would be a full-time job. For several people.