What really adds insult to injury is the map of Concourse A just underneath the announcement.  

Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice. And an Old One. Three! Always three there are, no more no less. A master, an apprentice, and an Old One.  And Snoke.  Four!

Which “contestant” used to be a linebacker for Notre Dame?

Conan’s house is an architectural marvel... FOR ME TO PEE ON!!

You mean, pumpier-and-dumpier than G/O?

Her Social Security number is 3!  (Stupid Roosevelt and Burns marginalizing women...)

“SUPPORT OUR TROOPS...

Ballroom dancing NNOOOOOOO!!!

+IDDQD

“Many people have demanded a space wall, but wondered who is going to pay for it. Well, I say the Jawas are gonna pay for it, and it’s going to be the best wall, a beautiful wall, and it’s gonna be bantha-proof! Bigly!”

That would be a full-time job. For several people.

I thought it was a browser problem on my end.  My experience hasn’t gotten better, but at least I know I’m not alone in my suffering. (And honestly, there aren’t any ads here that are worse than the Armani ads over at Ars Technica.)

start her own podcast

If they had their way, there would be a lot more Michael Browns left to rot in the sweltering St. Louis streets.  Death is just fine in their worldview, as long as it’s (((THEM))) doing the dying.

Also, credit unions are incorporated as nonprofits, which means that they don’t have a bunch of trust-fund babies siphoning money off the top to build their next yachts.

Venniro was put on leave while the story was being reported, then resigned late last week, the Times reports.

Listen, Doctor Strange sifted through fourteen million Endgame scripts before finding the one with the rat, so how about a little respect for his effort here.

I have a tracking number, and FedEx says the package is going to deliver today...

$5.01?

I’m hopeful that the updates to the terrain manipulator will make it easier to “bury” the power lines without messing up the scenery.  I never got the hang of making the fills look good, so a setting that smooths things out sounds like a fantastic change.