This is like if someone watched Scrooged in a cocaine haze, and thought that the live-action show within the movie was a great idea.

He’s like a real-life Grampa Simpson.

Trump will get retconned with the same “he wasn’t a true conservative” brush the GOP used on both Bushes.

I have to confess: I have never seen The Shawshank Redemption.

Jim Spanfeller is the troll that literally evicted “Jim Tomsula” from his home under the bridge.

I would like to see those movies, not just in “movie” format, but also as individual WWoD episodes, complete with Walt’s intro/outro bumpers and the WWoD open.

+1 applejack

I bought Toy Story 4 on DVD last week, specifically to avoid connection-related hassles. I’m on board with the earlier sentiment about waiting a few weeks before signing up; it seems like launch-day bandwidth requirements always exceed the initial hardware investment.

Hey, a column that doesn’t have comments turned off! What a refreshing novelty!

It’s better if you remember to floss your radiator grill after every meal.

We know a thing or two, because we’ve backed out of a thing or two.

7-158: (insert Hunter S. Thompson references here)

Sorry, man, that take comes from a boomer.

Let’s see if greyed-out burner accounts can change avatars...

When I was a kid, at least a quarter of my Halloween haul ended up being gum.  Kids today don’t know how good they have it.

Speaking as a fan of a team who ended 52 years of playoff frustration a few months ago:

“Dave’s not here, man.”

Pretty clear that “Will” doesn’t play for the Bears.

You leave Jeremy Jacobs out of this.

If I was a foreign nation-state, and I had the technical capability to hide a listening device and an antenna inside a USB cable or an Ethernet cable... and I knew that the White House has a serious problem retaining IT personnel, or indeed maintaining any sort of security posture...