I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed this first-hand report from the Mexico City Dog Show.  I hope this is a new trend; I can’t wait for the Mexican-influenced NHL articles, on players like Auston Matthews and David Perro.

Yes, but they have to do other things to fill the six-month gap between “the Cardinals lost yesterday” articles.

“Unai Emery? He’s a great manager! No, his name is not Spanish for Jeff Fisher, but wouldn’t it be funny if it was? Besides, the ticket money is already in the bank, so it’s win-win for me!”

Or, as the banana Republicans call it, “the Presidential Lunch.”

Even When Aaron Rodgers Slips Up, He’s Spectacular

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

At least Guillemot isn’t calling 93% of PC gamers “pirates” today.

No, no, this is the parallax angle. That’s the one where you have to bring in lacrosse players to re-enact the shot.

If Sidney Crosby was a hot dog, would his dress be a sandwich?

“GPS signal lost.”

Sports need some level of ambiguity, because arguing is the best part.

There are two kinds of people in the world:

Also, the real victim is the kid.

When Doves Cry: Acceptable to torture your kids with.

Vine por esto. Me voy satisfecho.

All of a sudden, All Along the Watchtower takes on a whole new meaning, as the player forced into a defensive position can’t break out and can’t catch a break from the dice.

I expect all preheating temperatures to be multiples of 88.

and take apart your power supply

Welcome to the new liberalism, fascism repackaged. You’re allowed to think anything you want as long as it’s approved thought. Unapproved beliefs are to be punished and squashed by any means possible.

Next year’s article: How Millennials Killed Zion Williamson’s Career