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Sorry, man, that take comes from a boomer.

Let’s see if greyed-out burner accounts can change avatars...

When I was a kid, at least a quarter of my Halloween haul ended up being gum.  Kids today don’t know how good they have it.

Speaking as a fan of a team who ended 52 years of playoff frustration a few months ago:

“Dave’s not here, man.”

Pretty clear that “Will” doesn’t play for the Bears.

You leave Jeremy Jacobs out of this.

I, for one, thoroughly enjoyed this first-hand report from the Mexico City Dog Show.  I hope this is a new trend; I can’t wait for the Mexican-influenced NHL articles, on players like Auston Matthews and David Perro.

Yes, but they have to do other things to fill the six-month gap between “the Cardinals lost yesterday” articles.

“Unai Emery? He’s a great manager! No, his name is not Spanish for Jeff Fisher, but wouldn’t it be funny if it was? Besides, the ticket money is already in the bank, so it’s win-win for me!

Or, as the banana Republicans call it, “the Presidential Lunch.”

Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

At least Guillemot isn’t calling 93% of PC gamers “pirates” today.

No, no, this is the parallax angle. That’s the one where you have to bring in lacrosse players to re-enact the shot.

If Sidney Crosby was a hot dog, would his dress be a sandwich?

“GPS signal lost.”

Sports need some level of ambiguity, because arguing is the best part.