There are two kinds of people in the world:

Also, the real victim is the kid.

When Doves Cry: Acceptable to torture your kids with.

Vine por esto. Me voy satisfecho.

All of a sudden, All Along the Watchtower takes on a whole new meaning, as the player forced into a defensive position can’t break out and can’t catch a break from the dice.

I expect all preheating temperatures to be multiples of 88.

and take apart your power supply

Welcome to the new liberalism, fascism repackaged. You’re allowed to think anything you want as long as it’s approved thought. Unapproved beliefs are to be punished and squashed by any means possible.

Next year’s article: How Millennials Killed Zion Williamson’s Career

Despite having worked with tutors all summer, Gabriel Landeskog failed his Things Go on Which Side of This Line exam yet again.

Sounds promising, but I think I’m going to wait for the Jim Tomsula review to see how well it plays on an actual potato.

There were two American players who got their names engraved on the Cup, but one of them signed with Tampa over the summer to escape yesterday’s shitshow.

There is no way he reads 21 sentences about anything without ad-libbing 31 disjointed sentence fragments about himself.  Fake news!

If Obama had ever done it, Chump would have tried to do it twice.

Butt-kicking for consoles!

They’re saving him for Round 69.

A football pervert watches the XFL.

So we’re just ignoring Marchand’s stick dropping down to trip Comtois as he avoids the check?

Mine was flash-frozen and warmed up in a microwave.  Enjoy!

Which setting protects overly-sensitive PRC apparatchiks from the phrase “tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff”?