Get rid of the DH, and we can do this.

“Hey, Steve, do you think people will want to use these houses for their Sims to live in, or will they just look for newer and crueler ways to murder them?”

Plus, if he’s behind in something, he says he really knows how to ketchup.

Pictured: Jason Gruden talks eagerly about the Raiders’ upcoming lakeside retreat. “I’ll axe any question you guys want to throw at me,” he said.

Commitment to Irrelevance.

I’m surprised that Our Fearless Leader didn’t write O B A M A over the little black circles on the 3-day portion of the storm track.  And then follow it up with some complaint about not having seen the hurricane’s birth certificate.

There’s a Vancouver in the state of Washington. It’s on the state’s southern border, effectively a suburb of Portland, OR.

Tenpo adds that two pieces of Edo Period sushi would be enough to stuff one’s belly, making these convenient and filling meals to eat on the go.

“Why did that at-bat take so long? The pitcher threw five strikes.”

The average person couldn’t take advantage of that offer. You have to have some doe on hand before you can capitalize on 400,000 bucks.

If that was the only thing he had done, this would have been a non-story.

Apt Pupil is a film that has only gotten creepier with the passage of time. Hate festers behind closed doors.

I would probably have looked at that compass and thought the game was making some kind of subtle statement about the reality-distorting powers of The Deep Ones.

The University of Massachusetts has probably had a few “minute men” over the years.

I think most of them are still deluding themselves, thinking that S-E-C is going to be followed up any day now by E-D-E.

My five-year-old likes Pixar’s Cars because the cars talk, and they’re fast, and they race. I like it for different reasons: the Route 66 adornments, Paul Newman, and Ray and Tom’s voicing of Rusty and Dusty. Maybe one day I’ll explain to my kid why “so’s my brother, but he still needs headlights” always cracks me up.

Like DeJong often says to his sticks:  Domo arigato.

Hey, umm... you know what’s worse than knife crime?  Gun violence.  Even a Scottish actor playing an Irish cop knows that.  

You would think that a billionaire could find a better hairpiece than Cousin JimBob’s roadkill.  Then again, you’d think that a billionaire would find a better place to build a bullseye than directly under an LAX flight corridor.

I only see four things that might have used mayonnaise. Five, if anyone added condiments to the Spammiches. That’s way too low of a hit rate.