Looks like Bert Lahr in full Cowardly Lion makeup.  I guess this means Trump is gonna fight with his eyes closed?

The NBA and NFL questions depend highly on whether your teammates want to help you out. (I’d argue that scoring an NHL goal is harder than either of these, but still possible with the right teammates out there.)

Yes, but did you see it on your 2000-inch TV?

Kansas City made a tremendous decision years ago, when they put Kauffman and Arrowhead on the same lot.  The whole is greater than the sum of the parts; building a new stadium elsewhere for either team would be a huge mistake.  

Baseball survived for decades with one league having more teams than the other.  Move the Astros back to the National League, or move the Brewers back to the American.  Or move some other team, it doesn’t really matter.  “Odd numbers of teams” is not an impossible obstacle to overcome.

Oh, come on. FedEx isn’t that bad...

Alton Brown wears glasses. Luke Skywalker DOESN’T wear glasses.

Whaddaya think’s in the burgers?

The largest irony of all is that Parkey wasn’t at fault. All of this fuss, all of this madness, is based on Nagy blaming the Bears’ playoff loss on the wrong guy. 

Why do we expect guys named Parkey to drive?  I mean, do we expect guys named Drivey to park?

St. Louis’ just-announced-and-not-yet-named-MLS-franchise:  Hold our beer.

Golly, when can I start buying merchandise for the St. Louis Cockandballs?

They died on the way back to their home planet, too.

I just can’t wait to see Morbius appear on screen for the first time, with his solid-gold teeth and his gauged earlobes and “Undead” tattooed across his forehead...

Very much this. There are any number of tutorials explaining how to sideload apps onto Kindle tablets, and a Disney+-specific tutorial should be posted about 0.023 seconds after it launches in the Google store.

Came for this.  Leaving disappointed that none of the Space Shuttles ever made it to Easter Island.

In the not too distant future...

H.G. Wells corrected [sic] predicted chemical weapons and laser guns in his 1898 novel War Of The Worlds.

Seems like a lot of people are having issues getting things to work properly in their savegames.  If starting a new game appeals to you, that might be a better option for the next week or two.

It’s not impossible.