And in the casino.

I can’t tell you how frustrated I am that no sportsbook will give me odds on this.

Doesn’t someone have to slap him on the back to make that curse stick? Or pick up his team and force it to move to the desert and oh ohh OHHHHH.

Commitment to Redcellence

Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father’s death.

Some umpires just want to be liked.

Or in my case, being the one guy in that long line with an out-of-state license plate.

Given the way Florida’s state flag kneels down and worships at the Confederate altar, it should qualify as treasonous too.

You’re right. Here’s the actual photo:

The Republican Party has been demonizing the Clinton name since 1992. It’s not at all surprising that Beloved Leader would push that button.  I guarantee the association will be made many, many more times between now and November 2020.

If he’s going to file, he’d better do it sooner than later.  Once the opposition gets a headstart, it’s hard to ketchup.

Gung Ho is the first one that comes to mind.  Writers will only be allowed to unionize if they submit 50,000 words per week.

Well, when you hire an “actor” who is as flat as the green screen he’s “acting” in front of...

Came for this. Leaving before someone else says they came for this first.

Can The Root please start a section called: The Dumbest Shit You’ll Hear From White People This Week?

Lawrence Taylor remembers.

The Carson Chargers will join the Inglewood Rams in a year or two.

Richard Petty Appreciation Day at Soldier Field is gonna be aawwwkkkkwwwaaarrddd.

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