Save this fact until March:  A 15 seed has never lost to a 4 seed.  NEVER.

Germany?  But he says he went to the Austrian school!

Yeah, but up there the phrase is “Fuckin’, eh?”

Dallas beat the Blues in the second round when they won the Cup in ‘99.  So, you know, payback, or something.

Damn, I didn’t start getting gray until high school.

Chickens are vertebrates. Their wings have bones in them.

Kauffman is 410 feet from home to center, so that’s at least a 350-foot throw.  

That’s not a glitch. That’s exactly how 46 Slant Tyree Big is drawn up in all the playbooks.

This is the baseball that’s worth watching.  This is the baseball that Three True Outcomes endangers.  More of this, please, and less of TTO.

This explains the “ye olde” that showed up in my mailbox last birthday.

Nobody minded when Harry Caray was drunk in the 7th.

Protip: Don’t sign a kicker whose fetish for uprights leads to putting one on his shirt.

Aww look, a baby Martin Freeman! They’re so cute when they’re little.

Jon Gruden’s membership in Batman’s Rouge Gallery has been elevated to the highest possible level.

Miller would absolutely be the one to reference MASSA in a tweet.

Every single episode of the various incarnations of The Wonderful World of Disney should be available. I don’t care if the feature is just a chopped-and-edited movie that is available elsewhere on the service uncut, there’s value in the host intro segments too.

Merrie Melodies was Warner Brothers.

Nahh, this is a reality show where Thor and several other Asgardians all have to share the same house, which has no electricity (except to run the hidden infrared cameras filming them all the time). Find out what happens to people when the sun goes down... and it starts getting dark.

College pitchers haven’t completely forgotten how to hit yet.  I remember a guy who was the team’s starting shortstop on the days he wasn’t pitching.  When he would get relieved in the late innings, he’d go over to short and take that guy’s place in the lineup.

“So the pitcher becomes a position player for a minute. What’s the problem?”