The Chekist-in-Chief had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Kotaku: Check Out These Pics From SDCC of People Cosplaying the VLC Bug

Echo Fox’s League of Legends team... is currently ranked last.

I continue to be amazed by the fact that The Takeout doesn’t have a special subsection dedicated to horseshoes.

If it’s covered in delicious chili and cheese and jalapenos, you’re darn right I’m eating it with a knife and fork.

What if they need to commandeer a van at some point? Every crew needs a wheel man. 

My inner flunked-out-of-engineering-school 20-year-old is suddenly curious about calculating the coefficients of friction for cheeseburgers.

Cheese (actual cheese, not processed Velveeta cheese-like food product) contains no carbohydrates, and is therefore an acceptable part of a keto diet.

They say Milton Bradley once threw a 110-mph temper tantrum, but the video technology wasn’t what it is today.

Idiot slides safely into second.

Steal a home run ball from kids? Yeah, sure, whatever, no big deal.

The governor of Virginia can commute his state sentence.  Not really a concern today, but something to keep in mind in future elections.

I’ve never actually seen Kenny Rogers at one of these events.  I think he’s just a big ol’ chicken.

Minutes before the restaurant exploded, a message was pushed through the overnight slot of the local TV station. It was extremely hard to decipher; but by the time the chicken-scratch was translated, the message read simply:

What’s the over/under on how long it will take Angel Hernandez to throw the robot out of the game?

Okay, someone tell me how to use this to tell the gaming industry that I want a sci-fi top-down Diablo-style ARPG. (NOT a first-person shooter with loot, go home, Borderlands.)

I am here for all of the seismic Rock puns.

If he had an ounce of subtlety, he’d invoke the CADman Theory, draw up a digital rendering of a new stadium, print said rendering onto thousands of cocktail napkins, and have them distributed throughout the city.

The Adventures of Selig and Rob

Yeah, but imagine how famous he would have been if his parents had named him Mookie Mantle.