“Hindsight is 20/20. That’s why I run backwards on defense.”

Verbal agreements are worth the paper they’re printed on.

Mecha-goatse doesn’t come cheap.

It took me five solid minutes the other night to remember who won the last World Series. I could remember Kansas City and the Cubs and Houston winning in consecutive years, but then I drew a blank. I had to go through both leagues in my head before the light bulb went on.

Also also, Vegas will be assessed a five-minute major to be enforced at a time of the Sharks’ choosing.

So say we all!

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

Maybe that spray-tan is just a tribute to his Dutch parentage.

Welcome to the NHL!

I normally follow up the question with a slew one of my own: “Hi, may I help you?”

I didn’t see it, but “Ovechkin” seems like a pretty good bet here.

He really Nor-folked that one up.

Darn those Cardinals.

“Better to never make a trade and be thought an inferior GM, than to make trades and remove all doubt.”

Now we know Zach Sanford’s user name.

https://www.capfriendly.com/players/erik-karlsson

Paging John Rhys-Davies, please pick up the white courtesy phone. John Rhys-Davies, the white courtesy phone please.

I’m interested in this also. I tend to read into the tea leaves a bit, and assume that the “player-friendliness” of the structure in the last few years is an indicator of just how desperate the GM was in getting a signature on paper.

Better not tell her that Gretz keeps a house in STL and is a frequent guest in the alumni box, then.

I’ll be honest, Tarasenko has surprised me with the amount of chill he’s displayed.  The most outrageous thing I’ve seen from him is the pic where he’s holding the Cup in one arm and his days-old newborn in the other.