That’s not Brett Hull.  That’s the guy who ate Brett Hull.

If St. Louis were to scrawl some football-themed graffiti, it would be Fuckstank.

Given the way the studio collapsed, I think the words “Gazillion” and “learned” are way too close together here.

Zero feet visible. Comment checks out.

You gotta admit, though, that Cup really ties the rink together.

A new Buffalo, MO? Did the old one wear out?

Next time a Broons fan tries to taunt you with “it was 4-1", point to last night’s scoreboard.

You’re missing a trick.

Credit to Marchand, who got off the ice as soon as he knew he was licked.

It was strange seeing Kostitsyn chased out of the NHL.  You would have expected him to do well with the San Jose Loan Sharks.

Poor Marshy, giving himself the facewash.

I am convinced that those “long, intense stretches without a whistle” are simultaneously the best reason to watch hockey and the reason why hockey lacks the popularity of football.  No football play ever runs more than 10-15 seconds, which is perfect for people who want to “watch football” while talking to friends or…

Future historians will be amazed at the number of Glorias born in the next nine months.

St. Louis Blues Traveler.

+2-handed ankle slash

Until the truckers start playing Drone Truck Simulator... while riding around in their drone trucks...

As noted in the article, Sweden knocked the US out of the Olympics in 2016.  They are a legitimate threat.

Bingo. Until FIFA decides to stop using goal differential as a tiebreaker, teams have absolutely no incentive to throttle back.  Especially not in their first group-play match.

And now, a complete list of every professional game in which Hope Solo’s team won by 13 goals:

Meanwhile, Missouri Sen. Josh Hawley had earlier slammed the whole hearing, basically saying being concerned about history is a massive waste of time.