Came for this. Leaving before Mexican tanks roll into the Sudetenland.

Supporters of the We Build The Wall GoFundMe raised an astonishing $23 million for its construction. So far, only $8 million has been spent.

Half Grape-Nuts, half granola (banana nut is my jam, but every flavor works).

Less hazardous, but more confusing: fireworks and Amish furniture!

Yeah, but what do they put on their water tower?

(I’d leave in every pitcher too long MWAHAHAHAHA)

Bethesda is known to deny access to journalists and reviewers critical of their games, so writers have a vested interest in remaining on their good side.

Much more “cyber” than “punk”, but it’s certainly got the dystopian future down cold.

Remember Johnny Mnemonic? Maybe he’s Johnny Mnemonic!

My wife, a Hoosier by birth, will tell anyone who wants to listen that everything south of Indianapolis is just Kentucky with nicer shoes.

I’m sorry, I tried to follow along but the words all ran together.  Could you have Yakko sing it or something?

Wait.  Doesn’t Boston celebrate their players getting tripped by Blues?

Tomorrow’s internet photoshop contest, right here.

The team had built prototypes in which the player, as a Terran marine, could gun down Zerg aliens, and there were plans to experiment with playable Zerg as well.

<> is also correct, for certain values of coding languages.

Grade School Me didn’t have any idea what a muscatel was, nor any idea why there should be humor in a “sparkling” one; but GSM found it very funny that a 95-cent bottle of wine would be made from potatoes, since that’s the only thing Idaho produced (according to GSM’s education to that point).

“... one of the finest wines of Idaho.”

zalmonella

Cardinals fans will claim to be Blues fans between April and the end of the Blues’ playoff run.  They spend the rest of the year laughing at Blues fans for supporting a team that doesn’t even play the right sport.

If Will Ferrell is the best part of your movie, your movie is not good.