FUCK, YOU BUTTERFLY! I hope you go extinct!

It also feels like sunshine, laughter, snow-white stretch pants, and running on beaches! Until the first time you get your pubic hair stuck in that newfangled adhesive strip.

Horrible leak aside...

Yeah, I was thinking the annoyance of hair constantly blowing into your face is sort of going in the right directly of adequately describing a period.

It does get fucking windy when I’m on my period!!

I learned some brand new info from an old educational video I recently watched.
I hope you ladies are square dancing in moderation.

It feels like someone tossed a cleaver into your lower abdomen from a relatively close distance and began twisting it clockwise, then counter-clockwise, along with the accompanying ever present fear that you’re leaving a trail of gore where ever you roam. 4 Advil? Don’t mind if I do!

This was back when beltless with or without deodorant was the new thang. As small clots of blood exit my va-jean, I tend to look more panicked than relaxed like this chick and butterflies have never swarmed me. I hate my period so much and am horrified that I’ve had to live with this for 32 years. And don’t even get…

Also, I would MURDER the fan doing that to my hair. I cannot handle wispsy locks blowing in my eyes. It's not okay.

I am also a man without a functioning uterus, but my favorite description of what it’s like to get a period comes from Broad City:

That’s what we’re here for.

Stephen Colbert described him as a tackling dummy in a suit.

I can’t speak for Jezebel, but personally it’s because I’m mean.

Wampold alleged the rivals undercut his price by a few cents, bumping him from the box. The move cost his company about $20,000 a day in doughnut floatie sales, he estimated.

He looks like Cotton Hill

One of the very few Made in America brands with no off-shore ties.

You seem terrific.

Next time I go to get a cheap temporary piece of clothing, if it has some distinctive thing on it that makes it especially cute to me, I am going to take a picture and image-search it before purchasing. I can’t promise I’ll buy from the original artist every time, but it should fairly effectively keep me from buying…

I feel like it’s a pretty standard feature of any arts to repurpose styles into whichever way they choose. I periodically see a misunderstanding of this by artists in some communities who are confusing similar artist styles with deliberately copying them. This is not that; this is pretty blatantly stolen (and although…

Fuck Zara’s. Not famous enough to matter? That’s how all these companies rip off young talent. These companies stay taking things from young people looking to make their mark. Profiting off their creativity and then insulting them when confronted. GTFOH.