They day they figure out how many of us mooch off our friends’ paid accounts and put a stop to it will be a dark, dark day.

Do you want Tina Fey at sporting good store or Tina Fey at pet goods store?

1-800-799-7233 or 1-800-787-3224 (TTY)

Relatedly, I wonder, if I drink enough will I stop seeing him?

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Isn’t relatable? Or isn’t tolerable?

One little girl I babysat as a teenager asked me “what does God even do?” when I picked her up from church services. She was 4. It was hilarious.

But how did you explain that turban to them?

I forgot Paul Feig was a writer on that show! God Busy Phillips and Linda Cardellini are both SO GOOD and their characters are great.

Freaks and Geeks! Early Judd Apatow, so early Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, and of course - the dreamiest version of James Franco. Also Busy Phillips and Linda Cardellini and lots of famous people now when they were just starting. SUCH a good show.

Haverchuck FOREVER.

Your credit will recover. Your sanity will recover.

I have summer break and I play Pokemon. I don't stay out all night playing it. I like sleep.

I actually love Pokemon Go and I’m absolutely team how and also why is he staying out till 5 AM. I’m a Youth, and that just sounds utterly exhausting.

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.

I hope she gets tested, just to make sure she didn’t catch any second-hand Pokemon.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.