this statement is as true as your name.

if that was happening to me while on my period, I would probably be crying and screaming at the butterflies to get the fuck away from me.

or is it Sad!

Sad.

I just spit out my coffee. that is so perfect.

Yeah at least they are supporting US made goods? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I swear I watched some show about people getting hit by lightning several times up there. NO THANK YOU. Nature, you cool but scary.

I did that hike countless times as a young human, and when I look at it now I have NO IDEA how I made it. It is the most incredible view, but jesus is it scary getting up there.

Hahahahhaa it just shoots out whole bottles of pellegrino. I wish that were true...so sorry to disappoint.

the gym closest to me is this artesian well, which is always full of the most random assortment of humans. people out exercising, old hippies filling up all the juice bottles they have been holding on to for several years, the occasional drugged out individual, and now we get to add people who just want to battle…

Ah I have made those peanut butter cookies before, my cousin introduced me to them. But I didn’t try the dough...

Thank you! Gonna make all the cookies this weekend.

oooh tell me more!!!

one of my biggest regrets in life is not eating MORE raw cookie dough. I was diagnosed with celiac about 6 years ago and have not been able to enjoy it ever since. Have you ever tried gluten free cookie dough? *sobs*

ooooh this gives me chills just thinking about it. I am going to see her in July with one of my best friends and I keep getting weepy and I have no idea what to wear and I cannot wait to see her and cry/laugh/sing for 2+ hours.

I believe it. My grandpa got in trouble with the city because he was drilling holes into the trees around his house that were on city property and filling them with poison BECAUSE THE LEAVES KEPT FALLING ON HIS LAWN.

oh god WHY DID I CLICK IT!?!?!?!?

THIS. This makes me feel so proud. I have lived in Utah all my life, and remember vividly when Smart was abducted. I don’t know her, but she was in my sisters grade at school. I am so proud of the woman she has become. I am so glad to see her lending her voice to the situation at BYU. Fuck yeah Elizabeth.

oh. my. god.

oh dear god.