I think it’s pretty good for Mormons. What else are they going to with? Show your shoulders like a whore burn in hell for evermore? Say that’s not bad...

Modest is hottest, as the Mormons say

*scratches crotch*

They’re too busy rubbing one out while watching the RNC convention.

And is of them GINGER? I won’t have children exposed to such filth.

Gay.... AND INTERRACIAL??!!?

These women are badasses.

Looking at teens fashion is like Delia’s catalog 1998 with the slip dresses, overalls with sports bras, and of course chokers. Sabrina Teenage Witch reruns peak 90s early 2000s fashion.

I like your motto.

He doesn’t always mean bitch as a negative. On watch the throne Kanye talked about Amber Rose and Jay talked about Beyonce and said “that’s my bitch”. Jay compared his bitch to Mona Lisa and said her visage should be in the MOMA. Kind of a positive thing. He’s called his wife bitch in a few songs where he’s talked…

I didn’t think it was possible for Miles Teller to look even more douchey, but he’s accomplished it.

I screamed at that Miles Teller pic

I thought so, too but looking at it again, it looks like Charmander’s eyes (Squirtle’s are red) and Squirtle’s mouth (Charmander’s has teeth)

It’s got Charmander’s face soooo...

I’ve caught so many Rattata’s that I’ve evolved five of them and the transfer them for more candies.

Look, I’d rather catch that or even syphilis than yet another fucking Rattata. Fuck him.

I was walking across a college campus one day and I was in A Mood so I was striding with extreme purpose when a young guy stepped off the grass onto the sidewalk and just stood there, directly in front of me. I lowered my shoulder instead of trying to avoid him. I didn’t turn around to look, but based on the sound he…

horrible!

I was happy with it because of the way I said it, it was hard to tell if I was giving a mixed up apology, or being sarcastic. Confusing and upsetting nasty people is my favourite hobby. ;)

You literally pulled a quote about magazines speculating that it was a selfie gone wrong. The author is clarifying that the picture was taken previous to the incident and that in a separate incident she moved to accommodate another tourist and therefore fell. No one was ‘blaming’ a man. Take your bullshit Jezebel…