The beard tempts ALL.

A Sipowitz is no one.

Lord of Bone(r)s

I thought you were talking about the Nelly Furtado song for a moment and was like, hell yes, that would make a great campaign song.

Still, better than Trump.

“She is the living embodiment of everything people hate about politics.”

I am sorry, but there can be only one “TOXIC”

And foreigners think American politics is all bluster and hyperbole.

If you vote for Killary this will happen:

eh, she should have told them to just photoshop that part out.

Why do we keep trying to make Blake Lively happen? SHE’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

WOMEN—such strange, exotic creatures! Objects of nature! Magical beings of innate nurturing ability! Ugh.

That phrase is a definite two hander.

oh, so this is fine, but my american psycho themed wedding isn’t?

I love them too. As a leftie liberal, I totally hated his presidency, but I find the paintings endearing and the whole thing a bit poignant. Sure, he’s no Picasso, but painting is hard. Let’s be grateful he’s no longer making decisions on behalf of the American people.

I am reluctantly charmed.

Guys, I don’t think you understand. George W. Bush’s paintings are FASCINATING. They’re really good. Like, this failure of a president has retreated into this quiet life of creating these painfully amateurish paintings that have this funny, melancholy quality. I would love to buy one. 100% serious.

I guess it made it easy for her to fuck her married director because Kristen didn’t know his wife. She was just some amorphous concept and no one that Kristen had to concern herself with.

Ugh anyone who uses the phrase “You don’t know my life!” unironically is the worst. Stewart and Eisenberg are both insufferable, and Woody Allen can rot, and I hope this movie fails miserably at the box office.