Our garbage fires are surprisingly warm, thank you very much.

How can you find a willing ham in seven minutes?

masturbating to Drews big ham?

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

On the bright side, their floor went on to have the best season of its life.

Facial reconstruction in Miami is nothing new.

Snoop Dogg on:

Reminds me of my ex-wife. She never had a good explanation for blowing things, either.

Thanks man. I thought of it when my mom yelled down into the basement that she made me a pb&j with the crust cut off.

"Whoa, that's Marshawn Lynch"

#1 is a little questionable, but I guess I'll take their word for it.

On a neutral field at full strength? It would have to be the US

I guess it's a good thing I didn't have temple getting out of the first round.

Wondolowski's goal against Belgium...

Team Doctor: What is the formula to calculate the area of a circle?

You get a boner! You get a boner! And you get a boner!!

"I'm torn" - Javier Mascherano

Maybe if we punish everyone who happens to share the nationality of a few stupid assholes, we can kill racism with irony.

"It's not how you start. It's how you finish."

i heard the camaroon 5 typically plays like they have no idea what pitch they're on