Some of them can do it by only taking off one sock.

If she’s 12, then yes. I am not a lawyer.

They do have trees outside of North America you provincial asshat.

The real shame is that Bed, Bath, and Beyond sells those fans in Russia, along with ones that make farting sounds.

And Mexico just got another bullshit penalty....

Are y’all watching El Chapo’s referee play hard against Panama?

A few people were harrassing the Jezzies and offending them. The Jezzies complained to corporate (odd when you consider their stance on recent events). Now, we all have to be in the greys because some people “Just can’t even...” when it comes to dealing with something as simple and stupid as Internet troll banter.

Report: Eli Manning has also injured himself in a sparkler accident.

Forget 3 months, she took off the past year...

My money is on latex.

Probably leather.

Richards seems like a velvet or velour guy

I have nothing to base this on except my subjective tastes (which are objectively fucking great, people!), but I am genuinely enjoying Vince Vaughn in this.

That’s his son, in the second and third pictures.

I found a clip of his mom getting the news.

Saw some journalists on twitter talking about CONMEBOL having stiffer penalties regarding altercations with the ref. He allegedly waited in the tunnel to verbally and physically (doubt it was anything more than grabbing the ref’s arm or maybe a shove) confront the ref. Apparently physically assaulting a ref carries up…

Apparently he waited in the tunnel for the official after leaving the pitch, and further insulted him there. Four seems appropriate.

It’s been well known he’s an asshole. He conspired with his father and Barcelona to cheat the company that owned a percentage of his transfer rights out of their fair share of his transfer. The case just got the go ahead to move forward this week. Several other teams (including Madrid & Bayern) have been asked to…

The crying about turf is unreal. These women have all played excessively on it, that is for certain. They have played on far shittier fields in far shittier countries.

The main issue with this iteration of turf is it burns the shit out of you sliding. Thankfully in the heat of the game it’s not really noticed but it…

I hope so. I might finally break 90.