Ok. The score was 2-1.

aka "Where the Nazis kept their money" vs. "Where they kept themselves"

This has been a dream knockout round matchup for me ever since my first couple World Cups, when I jumped on these teams' bandwagons. The first was Nigeria in 1994 when they beat Bulgaria 3-0. Pretty much fell in love with the Super Eagles and the World Cup as a whole on that date. Then in 1998 I jumped on the French…

I can always tell the soccer hipsters who follow blogs and not soccer: You always say the Greeks are "boring" and don't attack. In every game this tournament they attacked far more than they usually do. It's not a wide-open game but it's far from the "park the bus and bank on one good set piece" strategy of past Greek…

As a soccer fan I love the Netherlands, as a moronic USA fan, if Mexico can bounce NED, I can convince myself of the USA making a run to the cup.

My grandmothers were brutally raped by Hippos in Columbia, you bastard. I care that Uruguay didn't go through.

At the risk of ruining the joke by making you explain it, I'll bite: is this just a straight up Transylvania / Dracula thing or is there more to it?

I laughed at this, but people who dont know soccer teams will have no idea what you are talking about. Which is part of the reason I thought it was hilarious.

They're rentals. #hertzworldproblems

Pictured: 3 million Ghanan dollars converted.

As you can tell from the attribution and elementary punctuation, that is a quote from a source. You'll know when I'm talking about Tottenham because I will tag the article "LOLSPURS" and preface every team reference with terms "sixth-place," and/or "forever in our shadow." But keep on trolling, baby.

Or Portugal wins by three and Germany wins by three. Bottom line is don't count the chickens just yet.

So the Germans wouldn't do it because they did it before?

I can't wait for the sequel to Ghana Sikks'ti Sekkunds, the incredible soccer tour de force Matchfix Men.

Right, so Suarez will be banned from playing in all those important games during such time. Despicable.

FIFA ban one of the biggest stars of world football for the rest of the world cup? LOL.

Do we have a screencap of Chiellini attempting to show the bite to the ref? Not sure if anything can actually be made out in it, but it'd be worth a look.

Yes, and much, much longer.