Homeward Bound and Gagged

Corgis of Fire

Interesting. I wonder what basketball would look like in New York.

doing his best "Drunk Guy Who Has Been at the Party For Way Too Long" impression

It would have been even funnier if he was jerking off.

I'm pretty sure the writer meant "perineum" program.

Seven different Big East teams have won the NCAA championship.

Shouldn't Stewart be sporting the "C" on his jersey?

She wasn't angry, that was just the name of her sled.

in response, Russia has sentenced their graphic designer to 10 years hard labor.

I think he's some stiff in Louisiana.

The one-man Mexican Ski Federation is the country's first winter Olympian since an ill-fated 1928 bobsled team, and promises to be its sole entrant for the foreseeable future. Mexico could do a lot worse.

That's fine. You just keep putting up barriers. And Lolo Jones will keep knocking them down.

Dave Meggett: The Short Raper

The idea of having bowels that let loose so freely, in the worst possible places, in *entirely* alien to me. What are these people eating??

Worst. Jamboroo. Ever.

(Types Google image search for "Deadspin contributors.")(Swipe) Barry Petchesky, (Swipe) Tim Burke, (Swipe) Greg Howard, (Swipe) Tom Ley, (Swipe) Raysism.

Ryan Anderson: [clicks on "Deadspin.com"]

Yikes, now he's really earned his Fallon d'Floor award.

Did you check? I wanna get to the bottom of this and expose this bastard once and for all.