I hope everything is all right

Well, I believe in Mr. Graves.

Deadspin Commentariat: [fawns]

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

I'm not one to care much for rankings, be it when the USMNT was overrated or those times for when they were underrated. The "relevance" Jurgen has helped foster in my opinion is creating a pipe-line between European club soccer and US players. More young players are seeking out opportunities in Europe, and more…

"He boasts a record of 27-10-7 with the squad, and FIFA currently ranks the once irrelevant USMNT 14th in the world."

Maybe she does it all the time and is now used to it.

Good sir, I am a 1L law student and I can assure you that, while the foreplay began in a port-a-pottie, I was ultimately conceived in the back of a 1982 Cadillac Cimarron. So ha! Need a towel to wipe that egg off your face?

I've heard that semen being discarded into port-a-potties is how most lawyers are conceived...

And a defense attorney was born...

my high school shop class teachers photo looked similar.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

Just couldn't let this one stay a simple joke, could you?

Machete? I would think a Florida State fan would have been sporting a rapier.

Why the hell is this even news? It's 2013, for crying out loud.

Everone talks about the courtroom that was in The Vet, but nobody talks about the on site Morgue and Autopsy table.

So..Northern Illinois deserves a shot too?

That awkward moment when the team you're cheering jumps you in the polls.

You mean left-handed?