Be honest. They were gonna let you off with a warning. You begged to eat the donuts.

thats because you mean swag. two totally different words.

You can sell cheap mexican weed on Ebay now?

I prefer "The Fredo" rule that allows each team to take one player out on a boat and shoot him in the face. His salary also no longer counts against the cap.

Et tu, Etou?

♫ Every Rose has its persistent, debilitating thorn
Just like every night sees its... ah fuck it just kill yourselves Chicago ♫

Everything was closed down that day. Schools, malls, supermarkets.

Hey whats your favorite team?

Do you think it's odd for a sports talk show host to have a fascination, some might call obsession, with a star player such as yourself?

Hoop Inseams

Assisterhood of the Traveling Pants

The Victimhood of Pre-Tailoring Pants

Two parts Hydrogen,
One part Oxygen,
You parts with $99!

Put him on the air wearing a sombrero and a poncho and we'll call it even.

Odd. If there's anyone you'd expect to be alert to this kind of tactic, it's the Trojans.

Stay on whatever high perch of swill drinking you currently reside. Speaking on behalf all of bourbon Americans, no one wants your additional market demand on our beloved brown booze supply, nor your rube presence in our midst. So there.

I agree with all of that, except replace "hardly" with "obviously". And "justified" with "a sad cry for help."

Correction: this was actually Andres's second apology of the broadcast... the first time he asked viewers to forgive his wonton remarks.

At least he didn't say Lin was cooking with poop-and-corpse oil, so I guess there's that.