I see your Pure Guava, and raise you one Chocolate and Cheese.

Striptees

Let me guess: When you go to a wedding, your wife counts your drinks? Something like that?

What the heck does a Crimean War nurse have to do with this?

Nah, I don't think even a ball boy is small enough to fit into that hole.

How hard would it be for the center to tape a small needle-like tool to, the inside of his ring finger?

Much better than those "I can't breed" shirts that A.C. Green used to wear.

Well, they suspended all fraternities until the second week of January. What more do you expect them to do?

Cornholius Bennett.

"First!!!11!1!!!!" - Bacardi

That is the model they use for adults. If you scroll up a bit, you can find the one they use for children. It might be hard to see because the gentleman wielding it is wearing camouflage.

10-man Cameroon was content to let the Ivory Coast pass the ball around unmolested.

What makes you think Hilary's affair would be with a dude? And which of the two scenarios would be a bigger scandal?

Just goes to show you: You can treat someone like a leper for only so long before they start acting like one.

I never realized how closely country ham resembles a Georgia O'Keefe painting. Please excuse me for seven minutes...

It was probably a presidential seal.

Besides, they should have disguised the reference in fancier language. For example, instead of "Shhhhhh!" they could say something like, "Whisper words of wisdom." And remove the "Just". It's cleaner.

Well? Was he standing or squatting?

Honestly, I feel like some kind of restraint-laden super freak for withholding the post, "That floor really tied the room together." Please don't be too hard on them.

Tip/Duck