LUOL!!!11!!!!!1!1!

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It's just a matter of time before all these drivers are carrying paintball guns.

She's already good for "cereal box" deals: one-off arrangements that pay "$50,000 to $100,000," per.

The Bills, meanwhile, continue to trot out their 35-year-old Freezie Freakies.

I can't wait to see the look on Detective Theriault's face when they find the body. Won't he feel foolish!

Lying to the sheriff.

Oh, fuck him right in the pussy. Goldschmidt, who was actually injured, wasn't expecting it either. (And neither was I, who has Goldschmidt on my fantast team.)

"There is no explanation for blowing this call girl." - Hugh Grant

Dude, you'd take fries over mac n cheese?

I never saw Jim Abbott fist pump either.

In his defense, it IS rather difficult to make good decisions when you're that wasted.

Also, I looked up his stats, and Maddux actually has MORE THAN 3,000 strikeouts.

This would have been slightly better with a wardrobe malfunction.

+1 for the visceral response it evoked.

Why did he ask the question so many times?

You obviously have never seen Romancing the Stone.

I hope they sue the pants off of him.

Wait til you see what he says about your favorite NFL team in a few weeks!

Didn't Robben have two goals against Spain?