I think soccer players should start wearing helmets.

When asked what he thought of Leghzaoui being stripped of the world record, Brown replied, "Fuck her right in the pussy."

I know at least two blonde-haired, blue-eyed Brazilians, and I'm pretty sure they didn't get it from the natives.

Well... that was a cunt move on the ref. Only the poor bastard wasn't able to tell him so, seeing how he'd just gotten his second yellow.

You've obviously never seen me play.

Serious question: Is it possible that Neymar launching himself into the air and landing on his hip approximately 853 times beforehand could have contributed to the injury?

That was actually my high hopes for this tournament. If we somehow beat Belgium, I honestly thought we would match up well against Argentina. Game of our lives, sure, and take a red card by breaking Messi's kneecap in the 75th minute to head off any last-minute heroics at the pass, but I thought we might possibly take…

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"There's another thing to make baseball faster: If the pitcher hits the batter with the ball... Batter's out!" - George Carlin

Oh, go fuck a fire hydrant, you race-baiting mincer.

Plus one, good chap.

I personally think Altidore isn't even close to ready.

"For flies"?!

Yeah, I was like, "What is that keeper doing?!" Then I realized, "Oh. Nothing."

I was ready to roll my eyes and move on, but you closed that joke well. +1

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He'll fit right in in Boston, what with all the Mix.

I think the referee himself was gassed. He was like, "Fuck it. I'm not running around here for another 30 minutes."

I'm guessing you watch a lot of hockey.

Nope. Words have meaning, it turns out. "Most" doesn't actually mean "Less Than". Fuck off now.