I guess you didn't watch the Ivory Coast match? Or even most of this match? The Greeks pressed pretty well, despite the talking points you ripped off of football365.com.

To be fair to the sport's rules, though, maybe Duartes shouldn't have chopped that guy's shin down while holding a yellow card.

It wasn't most of the match, though. Duartes got his second yellow in the 66th minute.

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I said the same thing at the bar, and the hot chick next to me told me to shut my poor-sport mouth. So I did.

No. No. No. No. Well, okay. Just kidding; No.

No. No.

No. No.

No.

Oh, what a flop by Robben.

Wow, each of those defenders fouled Robben in the box. No call. A shame.

Wow, 9th minute substitution. That could be huge.

I have Colombia in my final four, so I share your hope!

Scoring three on Greece is pretty impressive. In qualifying, they had eight shutouts in ten games.

Humble the body to humble the spirit.

The light was coming from INSIDE his body!

Joseph GOAL!bbels

The same way the Corleones have casting authority in Hollywood.

Rumor has it officials from CFR Cluj are falling over themselves trying to sign this guy.

At first I thought this was great news for the U.S., but now I'm worried that Portugal is going to win by four or five.