The ability of the Catholic Church to stop you from doing anything is directly proportional to how Catholic you are.

“Rudy Giuliani is thinking about starting an impeachment podcast to provide his brilliant, sought-after analysis of the public hearings, which are scheduled to begin later this week.”

Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

Super easy to spin.  Just don’t mention that the hecklers were conservative.  Fox news viewers will automatically assume they were liberals - which, fair, so did I until I read the article.  But they don’t get news from anywhere other than Fox, so they’re never going to hear that what actually happened.

Follow up ^5 story: The whole GoFundMe thing is a hoax set up by him and two yuppie assholes.  The yuppie assholes steal all the money.

Yeah, I guess you don’t want to introduce something as unrealistic as multiple races rising in a relatively small geographic area in this game where humans are literally midget giants.

Yeah, and real world humans all descended from central African hunter-gatherers, but we don’t all still look like central African hunter-gatherers.

Krispy Kreme and Chipotle are the two fast food brands whose success just utterly baffles me. There are so many other ways to get exactly the same food that’s vastly superior in literally every single way, including price and convenience.

Yakkity Sax reaches across all generational barriers.

“They could completely take back all the punishments they’ve handed out.”

Basically, just that.  Nobody expects Blizzard to fix the situation in Hong Kong, just not to be an active tool of the Chinese state’s oppression. 

That’s a good point.

“What if I told you there was a perfect television show, and that it’s a low-budget late-1960s soap opera about a vampire slinking around a town in Maine that appears to consist solely of a mansion, a cannery, a graveyard, and a shitty bar called the Blue Whale?”

I’d wonder why you were telling me things that are…

Heck, let’s just say it again:

“Russ an asset” isn’t the same thing as “Russian agent.” There was a report a few weeks ago that Russian bot farms are going heavy on promoting Gabbard’s campaign. They’re hoping her performance in the primary will end up damaging the prospects of who ever wins the nomination, making them more vulnerable to Trump in…

William H. Macy is going to be devastated to hear that.

Apparently, reading both sentences in a two sentence post was too much work for you.

I’ve been playing and DMing D&D for over 30 years, and every time I try to do an accent, I end up at, “Scottish person recovering from a stroke.”

It seems a little weird to have an article about a performer being erased from videos that doesn’t include a picture of the performer?

Okay, I 100% don’t understand why I’m supposed to be outraged over this.

Not finding someone funny is dehumanizing them?

Nope.  She says, “From the day I announced my candidacy, there has been a concerted effort to destroy my reputation,” and goes on to name Hillary as the mastermind behind it.  She’s talking about 2019, not 2016.