“Yes, he’s ‘helping’ people”

Luke, every year you make the same claim and every year I want to scream at you: TIE Fighter is superior to Dark Forces in every way. I will argue this until the day I die.

Whow Whoa...But it is true! In terms of talent, composition and musical creativity, Drake & The Weekend don’t come close Roger Waters. His work with Pink Floyd is genius and I don’t think anyone doubts that. Sure, today Drake & The Weekend are more popular, but so what? It’s all about the quality and importance of the…

“Strays,” in this instance, refers not just to cats but, maybe, that man who is so lost and alone he dresses up as a Bat every night to fight crime.

“This may seem like an overly cynical and bad-faith interpretation of what Critical Role is doing with this new campaign.”

I feel safe saying the Dragon Orbs are the result of concurrent thinking.

Trailers can be deceiving, it’s true, but... As a gay man, I’m already embarrassed.

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

How many Pogues’ songs on the soundtrack?

“You’re racist”

The only way for that to happen is if Steve and Peggy willingly sat by in the 1940s-1980s, letting Hydra take over SHIELD, letting Bucky become the mind-controlled Winter Soldier, and letting Howard Stark and his wife be assassinated.

That take is terrible.
Yes, billionaires are the product of a dumbass system, but humans are capable of doing multiple things AT THE SAME TIME ! I know, incredible.

We can do science, research, space stuff, ... AND tax people more intelligently as to redistribute the wealth and take care of humanitarian issues.

Most of…

I really don’t understand the angle of comparing these dogs to Republicans. That just feels unnecessarily mean-spirited. I’ve liked having pets back in the White House.

Hmmpf. Don’t insult the dogs by comparing them to Republicans. I can understand the younger one’s freakout....the number of people he’s interacting with daily has gone up by a couple orders of magnitude; his mom’s super-busy; his dad comes home from work smelling of all sorts of weird strangers.  I’ll give him the…

This is obviously newsworthy, but this may be the least surprising news story that I’ve ever seen.

What is this? Did I just have a stroke? Do you actually get paid for this shit? What?

She was awesome. R.I.P. Ms. Furlan.

Eh, not enough crappy greenscreen for my taste. I give it a two out of 70 feet tall.

that’s going to make a lot of people realize they have one.  

Tourism! They just need a giant foot nearby that guys can crawl under.